Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Reasons Why I Will Not Have Children

The usual reasons:
1. They smell.
2. They are messy.
3. You have to take care of them all the time.
4. They don't go away for at least 18 years.

The medical reasons:
1. Brain shrinkage.
2. Loss of happiness.
3. Complete hormonal imbalance for 9+ months.
4. Breastfeeding.
5. Weight gain.
6. OMFG birth!??!?!
7. Insurance costs.
8. No alcohol for 9 months.

The personal reasons:
1. I spent enough time raising my little brothers.
2. I'm selfish.
3. I desire my own life.
4. I like my cats better.
5. I doubt my capacity to love.

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