Text Messages from JoJo's Friends

(Note: Grammatical "styles" have been maintained)

Nov 15

Unknown #1: Hi how are you

Nov 20

Unknown #2: HOUSE PARTY [address redacted] TONITE @ 10 PM $5 TO GET

Get what!?

Nov 22

Uncle Joe: Call Me Its Uncle Joe

Me: You have the wrong number. But when you do reach Jojo, please tell him to tell his friends and family the RIGHT phone # so they stop calling me all the time.

Uncle Joe: Do u have it?

Me: Nope, I live in California and have never even talked to him.

Uncle Joe: Ok Sorry

Dec 4

Unknown #1 (again): Hey girl how you been?

Girl? I thought Jojo was a male!?

Dec 5

Unknown #3: Jojo. U gave me ur card and well. I wanted to get a piercing. U didnt have the right bar for me on thursday so can u do it today?

Me: I'm not jojo.

Unknown #3: Sorry thanks.

Dec 7

Unknown #4: Yo

Me: Hi?

Unknown #4: Jojo rite?

Me: Uh, no.

Unknown #4: Mybad

Dec 7

Javy: Yo. Its Javy. Dominic's cousin. Do Y.Ou got a pair of brass knuckles

Me: Hi Javy. Its Dana, no relation to Dominic. No, I don't have a pair of brass knuckles, sorry.