But the Weather's Nice...?

Inevitably, whenever Will & I talk to someone about how much California sucks ass, or how much this whole thing has cost, or whatever, they feel compelled to say something to the effect of... "But the weather's nice!"

And while, yes, the weather may be NICER than Chicago in the WINTER (summers are QUITE LOVELY, and our AUTUMN ISN'T HALF BAD EITHER!), it is goddamn hot here right now, so hot, in fact, that I think I may just pass out and then drown in a pool of my own sweat.