We're Expecting!

I think if I were to get married, just for fun, I would tell my parents I was expecting a child, since they don't seem to believe me when I say I don't want kids.

And then, a few months later, I would call to say we got the baby, and my mom would be OH! SO! EXCITED! (and maybe wonder if it wasn't a bit early?) and then I would send photos of the new kitten we adopted.

Then we would laugh and laugh and laugh, and when we were done joking at my parents' expense, we would take a nap with our new kitty.